Copy that will meet me in hell.
I'll let go never.

After a long hot day on the back of a donkey, sit your ass down and look at some stars.

10/10 cacti recommend standing in the same spot all day and night.

Fall in love with Arizona’s night sky, just don’t bump into a cactus. (Fun fact this happened to me.)

You don’t need a man, you need a mane.

Canadians; french people who don't hate Americans.

¼ the population means ¼ the amount of people who don't use their blinkers.

Where an igloo has more square feet than your studio on 8th.

Makes your lawn so lush, dogs will sniff your grass over another dog's ass.

Because no one, literally no one, wants a bath set.

Smells like holiday spirit.
Gluten-free. Not that anyone cares if you’re gluten free.

If she doesn’t reply to your “Hey Queen” DMs she's probably not into you.

Get her a candle, bitches love candles.

After 20 years of marriage, they need something to spark in the bedroom.

Nothing like some hot wax in the bedroom, kept in the jar though. Unless?

Watches are just bracelets that have done time.

The 80s called, they want their mullets back.

DIY Mother's Day cards even you can do.

Looking for a good sign? Buy our yard signs.

Supercuts; great bangs for your buck.

Show me the money! Show you the money! What Producer Chris? Copyrights? No way.

Take me home