80-uh. Ä Deee Uhhh.
It's really not that hard people.
In the fifth grade I wrote a story and colored a picture of Flat Stanley
that won my family a trip to Italy.
My family told me I'd be a writer someday.
I told them that wasn't a real job.
So here I am, eating my words,
and hoping you buy my words.
So I can eat.
A proud supporter of free speech, re-racking your weights, and the oxford comma.
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